Wednesday 11:26am

Albert: Hey.
Me: *working*
Albert: HEY.
Me: Oh, hey, buddy! How’s it going?
Albert: I notice you have some blackberries up there…
Me: …uh, yeah, yeah. I have some blackberries.
Albert: …
Me: Do you like blackberries?
Albert: What a question! What. A. Question. Do I *like* blackberries?! Blackberries are my most favoritest thing. They are the best snack, mom. I can’t believe you aren’t sharing.
Me: …so, what you’re saying is, you want some of my blackberries.
Albert: I mean, yeah. Obviously.
Me: Okay. So, if I give you a blackberry are you going to sit here and try to eat half the bowl?
Albert: Yes. Absolutely. They are my favorite and you already had some without sharing.