Albert

Imagined Conversations with Albert

Albert is a Very Good Boy who likes sharing snacks, taking long walks, sniffing the garbage and reading about theoretical physics.

Wednesday 11:26am

Albert: Hey. Me: *working*Albert: HEY. Me: Oh, hey, buddy! How’s it going?Albert: I notice you have some blackberries up there…Me: …uh, yeah, yeah. I have some blackberries. Albert: …Me: Do you like blackberries?Albert: What a question! What. A. Question. Do I *like* blackberries?! Blackberries are my most favoritest thing. They are the best snack, mom.…

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